That's how I heard a friend describe what had happened to her body since her wedding day (and after having five children). Now, I think she's completely insane and looks fantastic, but I loved the phrase. I can also totally appreciate the concern. And I've only had one kid! That stinkin' progesterone during pregnancy just relaxes anything that was toned, and sure you get a beautiful baby who's of course worth it, but then you have to EXERCISE and work to get it back!! Ugh, puke in my mouth!!
So yeah, exercise and I are not friends. Mortal enemies, actually. This is me:
Here's another little bit of hilarity I found on Pinterest: